should come with signs for children. My children.
FORWARD WALKING OR RUNNING ONLY!
NO WALKING BACKWARDS - ESPECIALLY WHILE GETTING OFF!
NO JUMPING OFF BACKWARDS!
NO TOYS ON THE MOVING HAND RAILING!
NO DRAGGING! (that's where you hold on to the railing and let it pull you)
NO JUMPING - ESPECIALLY WHILE GETTING OFF!
NO CRAWLING! (through legs to try to get by people not observing the Stay to the Right Rule)
STAY TO THE RIGHT!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!
... because... I actually got the, "I DON'T SEE A SIGN!" remark at one point.
I can't even talk about escalators.
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