The other day...
Alex picked a ceiling hook out of the drawer, held it as an extension of her hand, and then in this deep pirate voice exclaimed: AHOY MATEYS!
A few weeks ago...
Max (all excited): I JUST FARTED AND BURPED AT THE SAME TIME!
Dan: Wow! That's an advanced move.
Max: (extremely proud): I KNOW.
A typical daily conversation...
I see Alex, with a huge wad of gum in her mouth, about to add more. She loves gum!
Me: Alex, that's enough gum. No more. I don't want you to choke.
Alex: I no will.
When he wakes up all stuffy...
Max: Mommy, I don't feel very well. I think I have The Mucous.
Me (thinking to myself): Much better than having The Vomit.
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